Natalie Whitton

Monday, July 31, 2006

my life

Is about as exciting as this blog. Sometimes I wonder if I should blog about the 7 loads of washing I did and hung out but I've decided to spare you. All our exciting news is to be found elsewhere. Do enjoy the pinkness though.

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  • At 11:39 AM, Jim said…

    If only you could iron...

     
  • At 1:57 PM, Dermot said…

    Can I tell you all about our new washing machine? It's got a SEVEN kg load capacity - yes - 7kg of washing all in one go. And it spins at 1,600 revs per minute. That's a lot of revs! They say that it makes your clothes more creased - but what do we care about creased clothes? It has some very exciting washing cycles - including a button which makes any wash cycle shorter! It also drys your clothes - if you can be bothered to take half of them out after you've washed them - and has an automatic drying programme - how cool is that? Yet to be tested. It has a small LCD display which tells you how long it is until it's going to finish! Am I boring you?

     

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Phew!

Being a doctor's easy it turns out. Ask everyone at the door - "Accident or Emergency?" Those that can't answer can sod off and see their GP. Accidents have a "severe bruised bone" and should rest. Emergencies need to be seen by the SHO for experience. Sorted.
Motherhood on the other hand....

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  • At 3:10 AM, Dermot said…

    Motherhood works pretty much in the same way in my experience.

     
  • At 10:21 AM, Jim said…

    Triple time?

     
  • At 7:39 AM, Dermot said…

    A little bird tells me that you are really really really OLD now!

     
  • At 12:59 PM, Bowleserised said…

    Oh bum - did I forget your birthday again?

    Still, at least I'm consistent....

     
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  • At 2:18 AM, Bowleserised said…

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

ARRRGGHGHGHGHGHGH

First shift tomorrow. EEKKKKkkk! Which way round does the stethoscope go??

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  • At 9:37 AM, Bowleserised said…

    good luck!

    I think you put the bit with the hole in it at your ear.

    But i could be thinking of a bedpan.

     
  • At 2:35 PM, Dermot said…

    More to the point - GOOD LUCK tonight, when not only do you have to do a 12 hour night - but you also can't talk!!

     

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Sunday, January 15, 2006

Great news

In highly scientific news it reveals I'm not stupid, just tired!

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Ongoing. The Mother Mitton update

The ongoing saga about my job I'll spare you, but I'm still not working. Hopefully I will be soon.
Evan started nursery and I held myself together quite well despite him looking so little in that big room of children. I only had a little cry.
Two centre living means a vast proportion of my time is spent writing lists, packing bags up, carrying bags in and out of the car, driving up and down the motorway and looking for things which are in our other flat. It's fine but I'm looking forward to March 2007 when we will be in bristol full time again.
Oh yes, I've developed a gambling habit. Won £50 on a scratchcard! Play poker (badly) once a week or so with group of misfits and generally lose all my money to Jim.
That's about it. Not the worlds most exciting blog is it.

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Friday, November 25, 2005

Me and my baby



In bed! Saucy.

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  • At 10:04 AM, Jim said…

    Dirty.

     
  • At 1:28 PM, Dermot said…

    But who's bed is it? I recognise that duvet cover - but there might be another one out there!

     
  • At 1:01 AM, Natalie said…

    It's in your attic! On one of the nights you didn't have Red.

     
  • At 4:36 AM, Dermot said…

    Cosy!

     
  • At 1:21 PM, Dermot said…

    Hope your tooth feels better soon!

     
  • At 3:47 AM, Dermot said…

    Gosh - isn't that all very interesting!

     
  • At 2:54 AM, Jim said…

    Good enough for me. I've bought some.

    Are you going to tell everyone about your scratchcard antics?

     

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Other skills

Sometimes when my brain goes fuzz I need to remind myself I'm not completely useless....

After all, I can now assemble a breast pump with the speed and efficiency of a soldier putting a big gun together. And get the pushchair out of the boot and up and the baby into it in the rain without anyione getting to wet. And change a nappy without him getting poo on his feet.

I feel suprisingly completely fulfilled, happy and content. Like the most happy of clappiers I find myself trying to persuade our childless friends to join the baby vomit splattered gang. Even on the worst days it feels fantastic to have him. I glow when I see him. Even when it's 4am.

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  • At 12:04 PM, Jim said…

    How do you do the thing with the feet and the poo?

     
  • At 2:13 PM, Dermot said…

    I was going to ask the same question!

     

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